Is God a table?

Heheheheh YES! It DOES make me happy, a little bit!

Hym "You know my response to 'Is God a table?' Is (necessarily) that there are people who believe God is a table, though, right?"

Iam "OH! What color are musical notes!? Do the frequencies of music note in some way coincide with the frequencies of light on a color spectrum!? Is the any crossover between though 2 things!? Ohoho! I bet they ARE colors! Oooo you have better hope they are not technically colors! Heheheheh."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

God

Jesus Christ, Our Lord and saviour. The only true God.

Do you believe in God? Yes! I believe in Jesus Christ our Lord and saviour

by user92938 March 30, 2024

Rizz god

Rizz god rumored to be the rizzest of all aka Jolay

Your just like the Rizz god from long ago, you get BITCHES!!

by Soulvex March 31, 2024

A Desecration of God's name

Um... Wait, what?

Hym "How is a Jew dressing as a stereotype... A Desecration of GOD'S name? Ok. They think they're God. They literally think that they are God. And what are the consequences of being anti-semitic? A semantic reframing of my existence? False rape allegations and economic warfare against anyone who allows me to succeed? Until I'm bereft like Job? Mobbed to death by retards like Jesus? Promised power in exchange for services like Abraham?"

by Hym Iam April 1, 2024

Proto-god

1. An unknown god (who isn't in mythology).

2. A being who is about to become a god or trying to become one.

3. The god from a culture that gods from other cultures originated from, (e.g. The Proto-Indo-European Sky God, Deus Pater from which Zeus originated).

'Dionysus used to be a proto-god when he was just a demigod, because he later became a god.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 6, 2022

Kal-El: God of weapons

The mighty being who seems stable but is given the ability to turn anything in their environment to a dangerous weapon. Don't be fooled by their "innocence", the consequences may be fatal if triggered

"Kal-El: God of weapons descends from the Portuguese culture"

by Dungeon master 7884 July 6, 2022

god

neil cicierega, also known as lemon demon, is an american comedian, musician, songwriter, and puppeteer.

person 1: i love god's music!
person 2: who's god?
person 1: lemon demon, i call him god as a joke

by h_lover28 July 7, 2022