“Hey pass me that John” “what John are you talking about?” “I’m talking about the John on the table”
by John hein February 11, 2021
someone: hey? have you seen a short filipino guy before?
me: ??? oh? you mean john? yea he's right here
john: I'm not short.
me: ??? oh? you mean john? yea he's right here
john: I'm not short.
by therandomfilipino August 11, 2022
. Fast runner. Ugly. Broke. nickname KBL (king baby leg). A back surgeon, BBO CEO. Marvin best friend auntie baby cousin lil boy Friend. He is a good person. But deep down know’s he aint shit.
Girl i was feeling this one dude he seem to have potential until he start talking and i realized he aint shit. Didnt get his name i think he was a John
by Jrosssy January 31, 2020
by yesiknowilovefood April 26, 2022
John is the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet. He’s smart, good-looking, and most of all the sweetest.
by Beebor 1 June 30, 2022
A guy who says he will treat you right but actually won’t because he’s too full of himself and he won’t treat ur friends right either so leave him now before it’s too late. Also his name starts with a j and is just such a bad sign already. He may be skinny and seem nice to you but he’s different to others and ur friends.
by bihgonbeabih2115 April 10, 2023
John is a cool laid back dude with trust issues, a very short temper, and will claim to be broke but never really is. He has been hurt multiple times before but he still tries to open up and find the right one. He knows how to dress, and he makes sure everybody around him is good. If dating a John never let him go or do him wrong because you’ll really regret it. He literally has a one of a kind vibe and you will never find somebody that loves you like John does. If you ever find a John don't let him go or you’ll regret it.
Wassup John.
by Sheeeeeeeeshhhh October 30, 2021