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Holy Holes 

religious or "sacred" vaginas or arseholes.
I need to get me some Holy Holes, I don't need no mo' rotten old holes! Down at the church they be singin', "Holy, Holy Holes!"
Holy Holes by Shit_4_Brains September 17, 2007

holegrain 

The act of mooning a political candidate, figure or president.
Oh, did you hear about Oliver? He totally holegrain'd Obama!

Burt-Holed

To have fingers inserted into ones anus while recieving fellatio from an Australian munter.
Burt: "I don't know if i told you guys this, but this bird was sucking me off in Oz and she stuck a couple of digits up my ass!"

"Wow, you got Burt-Holed mate!"

Burt: "Yeah i know, i was platooned"
Burt-Holed by Lolich April 21, 2009

Bozone holes 

penetration of the thick bozone layer by punching holes in it, opening an intellectual window in an otherwise dark dungeon of a mind, where intellect hasn't yet managed to seep in.
We haven't yet managed to create bozone holes.

A&E HOLED 

an attack or censorship on a celebrity by the media, entertainment industry, or information highway for expressing 1st Amendment opinions against a certain group of people or a individual person(s)
Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty got A&E Holed for expressing his opinions of the behavior of homosexuals, and got kicked off his T.V. show
A&E HOLED by Oldschool Rocker December 20, 2013

ALBERT POOH HOLES 

The correct pronunciation of Albert Pujols, the greatest current baseball player.
The Kansas City Royals were too dumb to draft Albert Pooh Holes, even as he went to high school and community college in our 'burbs.
ALBERT POOH HOLES by andy1 July 1, 2006