Nut-Shot Hernia Repair

A method of repairing an inguinal hernia in which the surgeon kicks the patient in the junk with such force and skill that the hernia is permanently repaired. The repair does not require anesthesia but the patient is generally in a coma for 6 to 8 months after the procedure. Also, for family planning sake, the patient is encouraged to save some "specimen" if they want and/or need to procreate.

The "Nut-Shot Hernia Repair" will be the ideal method of repairing this trauma patient's hernia.

Should we let him deposit a semen sample before the repair?

No, he's a trauma patient.

by BAMF MD May 21, 2011

shrinky nuts mcangrypants

Smitty. Apparently the definition has to be atleast 20 letters but I don't have anything else to say.

If I gave you an example I'd have to shoot myself.

by Deuce March 30, 2005

Jack nuts smuck nizzle

an ass clown with hair on it's neezey fizzle on it's nazzle

Ur mom

by jake Roop April 7, 2003

Under-the-butt Nut Hut

Tighty Whities, BVD's... etc.

"all this running is makin my balls flop around!" awwww that sucks, shoulda got an Under-the-butt nut hut

by Kyle Tat June 21, 2008

nut butt jelly

a small blonde girl, who get's good grades, but at the same is incredibly retarded

Lex your new name is NUT BUTT JELLY!!!

by Hoebag818 May 8, 2007

nuts all in ya face

to teabag, literally meaning to have nuts setting on your face

Bitch, you better watch your mouth before I put my nuts all in ya face.

by Nacho Grande November 19, 2007

Nut buster grill humper

When your so horny you fuck the shit out of a grill

Sadie gave me blue balls so I became a nut buster grill humper

by Jesse Hasty July 9, 2021