A "New Age guru" who uses incomprehensible language and a deeply flawed misinterpretation of science to say "Quantum Physics makes anything possible", and that you can choose a future "in the quantum field through by combining electricity from thoughts and magnetism from emotions".
Joe Dispenza: You are a frequency in the infinite quantum field where there is no past, present and future.
Rational person: Errr... What? How?
Joe Dispenza: Because, "5th dimension", "infinity", "eternal", "energy", "quantum field", "frequency"
Rational person: ...
New Agers: Yes, this is the key! The key to life and the universe and everything!
Joe Dispenza: Buy my CDs and come to my workshop
Rational person: Errr... What? How?
Joe Dispenza: Because, "5th dimension", "infinity", "eternal", "energy", "quantum field", "frequency"
Rational person: ...
New Agers: Yes, this is the key! The key to life and the universe and everything!
Joe Dispenza: Buy my CDs and come to my workshop
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