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Old video games

Old video games rock. No matter how you slice it. Back in the day developers didn't rush to get their games out. Nowadays, when games are rushed for their release date, they lose features!! But thank god, many old games are still being played. Sadly, it only takes ten years for a game to become old. Hell, I know some kids who have never heard of Pokemon Crystal (THE most badass pokemon game ever.)!! Even the earliest Final Fantasy games are old, and still kick ass. I own a SNES and I play on that about twice as often as I do my Xbox 360. Sure, the gameplay isn't as nice on old consoles, but who cares?
Old video games rock.

I just beat MegaMan 2 in an ALL BUSTER RUN!!
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epic gay epic games gamer moment 

gay sex while playing fortnite
dude bro 1: i had an gay sex while playing fortnite yesterday
dude bro 2: thats an epic gay epic games gamer moment

Epic gamer 

A gamer that has played, fortkike,apex leg, mencraft, and LEGO star wars
“Me and Joe are epic gamers bitch back away mortal scum I hold the world record time killing the ender dragon”
A giant, flying, fire-breathing turtle from Atlantis. Gamera is called "the friend to children", because he's always saving children (duh!). Gamera has a bad habit of bleeding all over the place. Gamera died when he sacrified himself by crashing into a Star Destroyer in 1980. God bless you, Gamera! You live forever in our hearts!
Gamera is one baaaaaaaadass muthafucka.
Gamera by Warui Otoko July 27, 2010

Golden Gamerz 

Golden Gamerz / Golden Gamerz are those who have be gamerz a very long time.
When you play Gamez long enough you become Golden at your Gamez.
As a Golden Gamerz you might say... Man i played Gamez so long i have become old olden and Golden.
Golden Gamerz by [GG]sm0ke! August 2, 2007

Hunger Games Hangover

The hangover- like sensation one feels the next day after watching the midnight premier of the HUNGER GAMES.
Teacher: why are you sleeping in my class?
Student: Sorry, I have a total Hunger Games Hangover...
Teacher: oh alright then, that's a good excuse, go ahead and sleep.

Good Morning Gamers 

Pewdiepie's heavenly intro to his minecraft videos. This is like God saying "let there be light". Once you hear it you can never not hear it. It just keeps ringing in your head.
Mom: Honey, wake up!
Me: GOOOOOOD MOOOORNING GAMERRRRRRS!!! It's a beatiful day in Minecraft.
Mom: I am sending you to mental health care school ok?

In Mental Health Care:
Me: Good morning gamers!!!!!!!!!
Doctors: We have an Avengers level threat.
Good Morning Gamers by bamboomaster September 9, 2019