“I sure hope nobody stabs me with a knife this wonderful Sunday morning!”
“Shing shing”, said knife guy.
“Shing shing”, said knife guy.
by EvilDude628 January 29, 2024

A virus, takes over everything she touches. Infects all ur devices by putting on shit music on Spotify. Also creates tornado's everywhere she goes destroying rooms with her touch.
by My guy nat December 15, 2021

The nigga that always wins kahoot, the one who can fold you in 2.5 seconds, and the one who can never be caught lacking in 4k
by giver of birth September 28, 2021

Possibly the best Tumblr user.... ever.
This is known to bring happiness and joy to all that follow it.
guy-in-a-checked-shirt will grant you wishes.
guy-in-a-checked-shirt is your father.
Only guy-in-a-checked-shirt can stop forest fires.
This is known to bring happiness and joy to all that follow it.
guy-in-a-checked-shirt will grant you wishes.
guy-in-a-checked-shirt is your father.
Only guy-in-a-checked-shirt can stop forest fires.
I follow a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt it makes me happy.
I was in a forest fire and I tried to put it out but only a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt could put it out.... I died that day.
I was in a forest fire and I tried to put it out but only a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt could put it out.... I died that day.
by a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt November 10, 2013

Those Guys is a 5 member group of extremely funny individuals!! Each one has their own unique personality and they get along extremely well >:D, In fact they're the funniest people I've seen in a while
by SuspiciousAstronaut95 December 4, 2023

1- The one guy that is always unbearable. He's a terrible person with matching social skills. He doesnt pay his taxes and is always the weirdest person in your friend group.
2- A "funnier" way of reffering to yourself or to the person youre having a conversation with.
2- A "funnier" way of reffering to yourself or to the person youre having a conversation with.
Example 1: The guy in the mirror is the reason i'm paying the stundent loan!
Example 2: - Who has eaten my chips?
- It was the guy in the mirror i always see...
Example 2: - Who has eaten my chips?
- It was the guy in the mirror i always see...
by Crimsonier25 October 19, 2022

Usually a greasy gas station smelling guy who's teeth is always crammed with nacho cheese and salsa if you see him in the movie theater which is his natural habitat dont sit next to him
Person 1: damn that smell of nachos is making me feel a certain way let's get some from him.
Person 2: nah haven't you heard he has a metal plate in his jaw and he uses it to knock out people who try stuff like that! Dont even test nacho guy!
Person 2: nah haven't you heard he has a metal plate in his jaw and he uses it to knock out people who try stuff like that! Dont even test nacho guy!
by The knowledgeable August 2, 2022
