Eli-Job

When a person called Eli sucks your dick BUT ONLY THE TIP then waits to swallow the cum and regurgitate it out onto his sexy body

1. I got an Eli-Job yesterday it was lit

2. Yo wanna get down to an Eli-Job?

by Eli lover 69 July 21, 2024

That's My Job

A job that's mine

Guy 1: I'm gonna take out the trash

Guy 2: THAT'S MY JOB!

Guy 2 then beat Guy 1 to death

by Infernfan June 22, 2023

Rotluck job

When an absolute trash head energy drink junkie sticks his lil dih into a full energy drink can or carbonated can of something, whiles listening to rock music the entire time.

Mike-“yea that can of monster absolutely got it last night, gave it an absolute rotluck job!”

by Rotluckkk May 12, 2025

Cajargle Job

n. an especially disgusting sexual act. pretty hot if your on the recieving end.

Jane - John whats a cajargle job?
John - Exactly:)
Jane - Where did you hear about it?
John - Magic!

by Mr. Magic aka Cocaine Wizard October 31, 2011

Pacific Rim Job

1. To have your anus stimulated by a vibrator or other electronic device.
2. To get a rim job from a robot or cyborg

Me: that was the best Pacific rim job I ever got!
You: girl, you’ve been single too long.
Me: girl, you need a vibrator.

by anonymous July 25, 2021

paw job

A term typically used by furries; In relation to a paw fetish, it is the act of an anthropomorphic animal jerking someone off using their hind paws.

"Yo, this big ass wolf just gave me a paw job, I think I'm on drugs."

by Stylx December 20, 2023

Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job

You fucking failure.

Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2024