The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece in someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a John Holetrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like John Coletrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."
A guy on the street offered me a John Holetrane but all he had was pvc pipe. I respectfully declined, sure that he wasn't the butthole virtuoso he was claiming to be.
by Tex Tile September 17, 2016
Get the john holetranemug. Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*
by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020
Get the Doing a John Robertsmug. john? that guy is fucking awesome
by coolest guy 13 November 23, 2021
Get the johnmug. The Johnned (verb) – When someone hypes up an event for weeks, swearing they’ll be there, only to ghost completely on the day of, ignoring all calls, texts, and attempts to reach them. No explanation, no warning—just pure, unfiltered disappearance.
Origins:
Named after John, the undisputed king of commitment without follow-through.
Origins:
Named after John, the undisputed king of commitment without follow-through.
Example:
“Damn, I just got Johnned again—he was all in for our ski trip, and now he’s MIA.”
Alternate Usage:
“I swear he said he was coming… bro straight-up Johnned us.”
“Damn, I just got Johnned again—he was all in for our ski trip, and now he’s MIA.”
Alternate Usage:
“I swear he said he was coming… bro straight-up Johnned us.”
by TheGovernor77 February 28, 2025
Get the Johnnedmug. An impeccable specimen of a male. With brains and braun, he would make a damn hell of a doctor and representative for Bergen County Academy's AMST.
by NotJohnR January 21, 2022
Get the Johnmug. Willfully doing something stupid and/or irresponsible
by lolIAmTotallyExtra November 23, 2024
Get the Pulling a johnmug. (v): To abuse an extended free trial through multiple throwaway emails, essentially renewing the subscription without paying.
(n): A user who is obviously using the same account name but with a different email to abuse free trials.
(n): A user who is obviously using the same account name but with a different email to abuse free trials.
(v): "My Crunchyroll free trial is expiring, guess I'll pull a John Doodle and pick up where I left off."
(n): "Goodbye JohnDoodle1, Hello JohnDoodle2."
(n): "Goodbye JohnDoodle1, Hello JohnDoodle2."
by Beenfarr August 1, 2024
Get the John Doodlemug.