Poop and Shoot

When you poop in your hand, and whip it across an open field, and shoot it with a 12 gauge shotgun.

Hey, watch me poop and shoot

by shitbirdie November 4, 2011

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Poop surpressor delux

Wife that gives her husband a hard time every time he says he is going to poop.

Poop Surpressor Delux
Husband :Honey I am going to go poop.

Wife: Again?! You just went before. How many times are you going to go poop? I never met someone that poops as much as you. You poop every day. Blah blah blah and on and on

by anonymous March 8, 2024

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Poop-scicle

The scicle of poop left over on tampon string after you wipe really good from your massive shit

I just wiped my ass so hard from my massive shit, my tampon string looked like a poop-scicle

by Rsimpson69 June 12, 2018

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Poop

You can poop in a toilet.

‘I’m gonna go poop now’

by St4rb4tzz June 6, 2022

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poop

Literally the funniest thing ever. There is no higher form of comedy. None. Especially for 3 to 4 year-olds.

You cannot get funnier than this.

haha poop funny

by FirSire337 August 8, 2021

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Poop Warrior

Someone who considers themself as the butt of jokes.

Guy 1: I feel bad for Guy 3, they’re like a Poop Warrior. I hope they feel better about themself soon.
Guy 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about
Guy 3: MY LIFE FOR YOU, DISARRANGED!!

by Jekesma May 15, 2025

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