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Not My Job

A meme referencing workers being lazy by not taking literally seconds out of their time to do a job more effectively. Generally, it's because they refuse to move something and instead work around it (or over it).
The road painter painted over a dead animal instead of moving it, thereby screwing up the line and giving people extreme OCD for years to come.

"Not my job," he said.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 14, 2022
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Stein job

When a huge rat gnaw's a stinky pussy
Ewe, someone just gave her a stein job
by glovermang April 15, 2011
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Reaper Rim job

When a woman grinds up a reaper pepper, then coats her tongue with it and proceeds to give you a rim job.
For our 5th anniversary I gave my husband a reaper rim job.
by Warbayne August 9, 2023
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amish hand job

An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.
“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”
by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025
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side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.
"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."
by TheCubesicle September 12, 2013
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Spool Job

An intense tumble and roll move designed for ultimate fighters and sexual wrestlers. It garuantees total domination.
His perfectly timed spool job wore me down and had me pinned in our first round!
by ThunderCurt November 21, 2020
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Nosh job

I preformed an amazing nosh job on my lady.
by Jessiejameswhite February 10, 2021
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