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Deca-douche

Adj. Used to describe someone that is 10x a regular douche.
Jackson gets on my nerves every single day, but today he’s being a total deca-douche!”
by BusnMom April 16, 2024
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complex douchebag

A person who is a douchebag in your deluded imagination
J. K. Rowling is a complex douchebag because woke idiots imagine that "transwomen are men" is offensive
by ChChas of the island April 16, 2024
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deca douche

Adj. describing a person who is 10x a normal douche.
Jackson gets on my nerves every single day, but today he’s being a total deca douche!”
by Cherith Anne April 18, 2024
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Corporate Douchebag

Someone who utilises tactical strike patterns from offensive military strategy within business practices (i.e. Microsoftian Seige Tactics for Patent suppression), in order to fuck over anyone they can get their hands on.
That Corporate Douchebag just sent that Military Organisation to wipe out village that said no to their factory.
by Theirishbarmaid April 23, 2024
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Stealth Douch

Verb; When a woman has a dirty cunt and refuses to clean it out, a man empties his blader and inserts a catheter, using it to fill his bladder with some nice fresh douch. Finaly, the man inserts his penis into the womans dirty cunt and pisses the douch into her vagina.
Man: *successfully stealth douches and whispers in her ear after she feels it filling her up* "You've been stealth douched"
by MonsterPickle69 May 27, 2024
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Claggy douche

Michelle: "I wish I hadn't let him whip off his jonny last night and spuff up me. I've got a right claggy douche now!"
by Claggy douche June 16, 2024
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Bada douche

1. A extremely narcissistic self centered man child with extreme delusions of grandeur.
2. One that treats everyone around them in a douchebag manner
Bada douche: oh my god, I'm so more freakin Italian that you
Dingus: shut the fuck up bada douche
by Ambassador of Queefs June 26, 2024
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