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Guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole

This phrase is said while golfing. to someone who isn't keeping their ball within the fairway. It usually means they're in the trees or hazard areas.
Your ball is about two inches off of the white house's fence. I guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole.
by jokesandluck September 9, 2025
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Hole Caddie

One who is provide their hole (mouth or anus) to a single handler for pleasure or servitude.
Ben was Big Black Mike's hole caddie in jail for 15 years.
by Huncho Don August 7, 2025
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hole

1. Any open threshold of an enclosed passageway, into which things or people may fall due to gravity (e.g. a garbage chute), be pulled by suction (e.g. a vacuum tube), or travel without any assisting force (e.g. a covered bridge).

2. A depressed section of the ground or floor formed in a controlled manner (e.g. excavation for i.e. building an in-ground pool) or in an unstable manner due to erosion (e.g. sinkholes) or material damage (i.e. a bathtub falling to the floor beneath).

3. An opening in vulnerable material caused by penetration (i.e. a nail in a tire) or surface wear (i.e. rusted iron).

4. A cavity that is otherwise filled by a mating object (e.g. a screw hole).

5. A psychological emptiness typically associated with grief (e.g. a hole in my heart).

6. (vulgar) Another name for e.g. the mouth or the anus.
Ex. of 2. - Take this shovel and dig a hole with it.

Ex. of 3. - I scraped my knee on the sidewalk. That's why there's a hole in this pair of jeans.

Ex. of 6. - You'd better shut your face hole, asshole.
by noreturnfrom86 February 13, 2020
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Fire in the hole!!

A phrase used in geometry dash 2.2 levels, usually accompanied by the normal face.
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touch-hole

touchhole
a person easily angered or set off.

from the hole in early firearms through which charge was ignited.
what's your problem today? youre being a touch-hole about everything.
by beejammie August 12, 2022
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hairy butt hole

when you wipe your butt hole and the hairs have shit on them and shit gets on your hand
by big boy 96 November 12, 2018
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Fuck Hole

That thing that you stick ur sausage in.
Slap on a condom and stick ur sausage in my fuck hole!
by PussyFucker95 April 26, 2021
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