John

A man who pays for sex is a "John"

That John in the red civic didn't pay me last time, go surprise that MF.

by Nugtron August 30, 2021

John Cena

When you working at a haunted house and you run up and grab an actor's junk mid routine in an attempt to get the the break character.

JOHN CENA!
YOU CAN'T SEE ME!

Haha dude I just ran up and John Cenad Bloody.

Did he break?

Naw.

by Chucklez Da Klown December 20, 2020

John

An informal name for a toilet

Please excuse me while I use the john. . . .

by The Nightmare Hour July 7, 2017

John Laurens

John Laurens was this dude in the 1700's who is a totally a turtle boi and has all my love.

John Laurens is spicy

by Turtle_boi1754 September 19, 2020

John Sedgwick

The utter most awful, Abhorrent, Disgusting Shit-hole school, I have ever had the misfortune of acknowledging the existence of. It is all toxic, Racist, Transphobic/homophobic, White, Vaping and pot-smoking shitheads. Most guys there are misogynistic assholes there and the women are the other end of extremes.

Pure, Lunatic, Psychotic, Dickbags.

Do not send your child to this school in Port Orchard, Washington state, United states of A.merica

Person 1: Yo what school do you go to?

Person 2: Oh just this school called John Sedgwick

Person 1: ÆSDJSJJJSJSJŒAæRTLŁJÎTŸ

OH FUCK THAT PLACE, I'D RATHER MY GIRL PREFORM NUT PUPPETS TO ME INSTEAD OF GO THERE-

by ÜwÜuuuuuu July 29, 2023

Jason John

synonym for idiot

yo dont be a jason john

by stargirlxo March 22, 2017

john

john is a white male one of a kind. he is kind funny and sensitive to your needs he is God loke.when he's doing u you call out his name o God o God because of his ginormous cock. he goes bareback cause condoms don't come in his size. the head of his pens looks like a German soldiers helmet.and is perfect in all ways he will make his girlfriend laugh and smile because she is his number one. john enjoys spending time with his girlfriend because they have so much fun together. .like nothing else in the world matters.he is in great shape and is super hot.and tans great when shirtless all in all a john could be every woman's dream .but he won't settle for no one who isn't a true blue

hey Gracie check out that John over there he looks so sexy

by Mychellee frasher May 9, 2022