Donald Trump

A convicted felon

Can convicted felons run for president?

Yeah, just look at Donald Trump

by SomeRandomSocialist June 7, 2024

Donald Trump

The 45th president of the United States of America, elected in 2016.

(This is the only non-political definition on urban dictionary, goddamn.)

Guy 1: “whoa, who’s that guy in that White House over there?”

Guy 2: “that’s Donald trump, the 45th president of the United States of America, elected in 2016.”

Guy 1: “but why’d you say that like it was copy pasted? Like we are no more than words on a screen..?”

Guy 3: “Fuck they’re becoming self aware”

by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024

Donald trump shooting

the old decarpetated man. he is a bombdil froogfolip.

person 1: the Donald trump shooting was funny.
person 2: skibidi rizzing brb
person: 3: kill yourself
Donald trump: is f***ing hittwing dwa gwiddy

by circle2 July 19, 2024

The Trump Shooting

the day trumps ear got absolutely jfkd the fuck up

the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much

trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy

by chuld molester July 20, 2024

Donald Trump Facial

The act of ejaculating onto someone's right ear, similar to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump with Thomas Matthew Crooks shooting his right ear.

Instead of cumming on my girlfriend's tits like I usually do every Saturday night, this time I decided to spice things up and give her a Donald Trump Facial.

by Czech Hunter 1984 July 22, 2024

Donald Trump

he is the real annoying Orange. Almost got shot lol

Donald Trump is orange as the sun

by Hillary Clinton 6969 July 22, 2024

Donald Trump

See: 'God-Emperor'

God-Emperor, Donald Trump, is likely the final hope America has to not devolve into the Socialist States of America.

by GeschmackGeist July 26, 2024