a really messy shit that you barely made it to the bathroom in time for. one where you're glad you're in a public restroom cuz nobody's gonna wanna clean up when you're done. one where it burns a little, and maybe gets on your clothes.
“I ate three of those gas station sandwiches while driving home, and had to suddenly stop an hour later and trumped all over another gas station bathroom. good thing i had an extra pair of pants in the car.“
by Boston T Party December 27, 2025
Get the Trump mug.A political condition, also called TCS, in which devotion to Donald Trump mutates from ordinary partisanship into cringing obedience, marked by public groveling, private panic, and Olympic-level rationalization.
Symptoms include:
--Defending things you swore were disqualifying five minutes ago.
--Smiling politely while being insulted, mocked, or thrown under the bus.
--Repeating talking points that visibly pain you to say out loud.
--Sudden loss of spine whenever Trump posts in ALL CAPS.
--Calling it “strategy” when it is clearly fear.
--Nodding along while being humiliated, then insisting it was actually a 4D chess move.
Symptoms include:
--Defending things you swore were disqualifying five minutes ago.
--Smiling politely while being insulted, mocked, or thrown under the bus.
--Repeating talking points that visibly pain you to say out loud.
--Sudden loss of spine whenever Trump posts in ALL CAPS.
--Calling it “strategy” when it is clearly fear.
--Nodding along while being humiliated, then insisting it was actually a 4D chess move.
“Elise Stefanik burned down her House career chasing Trump’s approval, only to get snubbed for UN Ambassador, shoved out of Congress, and quietly iced out of the New York governor’s race. Trump Cowardice Syndrome (TCS) is torching your future for a pat on the head that never comes.”
“Marjorie Taylor Greene spent years humiliating herself in blind loyalty, defending everything no matter how indefensible. The moment she pushed back on Trump over Jeffrey Epstein, he turned on her and threatened her son. Trump Cowardice Syndrome is discovering loyalty only flows one way, and dissent gets punished immediately.”
“Lauren Boebert stayed loyal, loud, and obedient. Trump still vetoed legislation just to punish her over support for releasing the Epstein files -- cancelling a critical water project in her district. Trump Cowardice Syndrome means learning that devotion does not protect you or the people you represent.”
“Mike Pence gave Trump absolute loyalty for four years. When Trump demanded he break the Constitution, Pence refused. Trump publicly trashed him and left him to face a mob chanting for his execution. Trump Cowardice Syndrome is believing obedience guarantees safety.”
“Marjorie Taylor Greene spent years humiliating herself in blind loyalty, defending everything no matter how indefensible. The moment she pushed back on Trump over Jeffrey Epstein, he turned on her and threatened her son. Trump Cowardice Syndrome is discovering loyalty only flows one way, and dissent gets punished immediately.”
“Lauren Boebert stayed loyal, loud, and obedient. Trump still vetoed legislation just to punish her over support for releasing the Epstein files -- cancelling a critical water project in her district. Trump Cowardice Syndrome means learning that devotion does not protect you or the people you represent.”
“Mike Pence gave Trump absolute loyalty for four years. When Trump demanded he break the Constitution, Pence refused. Trump publicly trashed him and left him to face a mob chanting for his execution. Trump Cowardice Syndrome is believing obedience guarantees safety.”
by RepAZ January 2, 2026
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Get the Trump Dump mug.Contrary to popular belief, not all Trump Supporters are inherently bad people. While a lot are considered racist, the silent majority of them are just regular ol' people.
John: I'm a Trump Supporter.
Slightly below average intelligence individual: You're a racist Nazi piece of garbage.
John: I'm not going to even try arguing with you because you're obviously beyond saving.
Slightly below average intelligence individual: You're a racist Nazi piece of garbage.
John: I'm not going to even try arguing with you because you're obviously beyond saving.
by PurpFr January 7, 2026
Get the Trump Supporter mug.When your partner applies self tanner to their buttcheeks and then you motorboat their checks covering your face in self tanner and turning it orange.
by YoSoyYeff January 10, 2026
Get the Donald Trump mug.The 45th and 47th President of The United States. Best president since Reagan and will make America Great again. Sworn in on Jan 20. 2017 when no one thought he could win the 2016 election against Hilary Clinton but he did. He later lost in 2020 to (currently) the worst president of the U.S Joe Biden. He then later made a historic come back in 2024 against Crooked Joe's VP Kamala Harris. He was sworn in along with his VP J.D Vance on Jan.20 2025 leading a Republican controlled House and Senate. He will leave office on Jan.20 2029. He plans to end the war in Ukraine and Gaza, plans to deport illegal immigrants (NOT LEGAL IMMIGRANTS), plans to take away trans rights (👍 ), hits the YMCA dance, and much more!! Enjoy your cheap gas and grocery's everyone and have a great day! Oh, and btw he will make you orange.
Mr Trump get down!!! -Some random ahh Secret Service guy on July 13, 2024.
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Donald John Trump just mad a big ahh comeback on Nov.5
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