John

A guy named John.

Do you want some pizza John?

by YelKyr January 8, 2022

John Popper

When two men engage in docking their penises so a woman can suck on both penises at the same time like she was playing a harmonica

My buddy and I met a girl last night and she gave us a John Popper

by Burque Rooster May 20, 2023

John Carlos

A man that could pull out a confidence out of a girl. Makes someone take risk by being adventurous. A ride or die partner.

That John Carlos helped me to become who I am today.

by jcwife_nics November 22, 2021

John Lennon

Jesus with glasses.

Jesus Christ is John Lennon's great-great-grea-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great
MANY GREATS LATER
great-great-grandfather

by Power476 February 2, 2021

John

Dad´s account

"How could you afford that?"
"You know, John"

by Addew March 28, 2021

Famished John’s

Colloquialism for Australian fast food restaurant Hungry Jack’s

“Can we get some food on the way there? I’m craving some Famished John’s”

by loverama99 May 6, 2024

Tobias John W

The first man in history to have sex with a million women at once

Omg is that Tobias John W? Heard he is the Abba of humanity

by Camoflauge4 December 9, 2019