dick suckery

To engage in homosexual acts or non-homosexual acts that are seen to others as ridiculious.

Private Joe Snuffy wrecked his car while his buddy's head was in his lap. I personally have never seen a more obvious act of dick suckery in my life.

by carp of the carps January 1, 2009

Dick Naked

Dick Naked means when a male is basically naked , it's just another term for " butt naked " !

Sanara and Bianca were having a conversation about Sanara's late night experiance with her boy friend Xavier.

Sanara : Giiiiiirl let me tell you what happened last night when i was over Xavier's house !

Bianca : Girl what happened ?, what happend?

Sanara : We were sitting on the couch watching a movie and then he was like " . . . Bay, i will be right back i gotta use the bathroom" ...

Bianca : And then what ?

Sanara : Girl let me finish ! So then he busted out the bathroom Dick Naked and lickin his lips .

Bianca : WHAAAAAAT ! DICK NAKED , NIGGA???..... AAAAAAWWWWWWLL NAAAAAAWLLL!!!!

Sanara: Yes ... Dick Naked Girl ! No Shirt , No Draws , No Boxers .... Dick Hangin All Out !

Bianca : Aw Naw , Thats A Dick Naked Nigga For Yo Ass !

by Nara_Chocolate_Barbie September 1, 2009

Dick Fingers

A hyperendemic medical condition caused by forgetting to wash one's hands post-masturbation. Transmission occurs via tactile association between infected and susceptible individuals. Symptoms include extreme clamminess of the hands; a smell can usually be ascertained as well. Objects at risk of contamination include door knobs, refrigerator handles, light switches, and computer mouses especially. At present, the only known vaccination is castration.

Note: DF cannot be considered an STD because masturbation does not count as sex.

Doctor: "I'm afraid you have DF."
Josh: "Is it curable?"
Doctor: *Sighs* "No, not really."

Girl: "Oh my god...you have dick fingers!"
Guy: "I guess I forgot to wash my hands."

by anotheraeolist September 27, 2013

Dick Sledge

Slamming your cock on the chest of your roommate's cat/s

you know you want the Dick Sledge

by ballsacx January 7, 2015

dick lit

Basically, the male equivalent of chick lit. Books aimed at young men, typically with lots of action, adventure, and explosions.

The works of Tom Clancy, Michael Crichton, and Robert Ludlum would probably be considered dick lit, though plenty of older men like these guys a lot too.

by Darth Ridley January 6, 2007

dick shit

some one who is incredibly stupid

Jon: hey Jimbo, your a dick shit.
Jimbo:Duuurrr whats dick shit?
Jon:*Facepalms* wow you really are a dick shit for being too dumb to know what a dick shit is.

by Kathera Lockharte January 13, 2008

dick off

To compare the size of one persons penis to anothers to see who is superior.

We had a dick off and James lost by 7 inches.

by M-Kat January 15, 2008