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Cat lock

When the lesser individual of a relationship buys their significant other a cat, creating an involuntary bond between as cat mom & cat dad. Unlike traditional marriage there is no legal requirement to file for a divorce. However the first person to leave is known as the parent who left. Cat lock - The modern approach to marriage. Typically this done by men but it does not mean roles can't be reversed.
"Hey girl what happened to Tiffany"? "Oh her... She got cat locked five years ago by Steve!"
by VValt Disney October 3, 2022
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UwU Cat

The UwU Cat was originally seen in Gacha (A video making game) as a boyfriend to the Bad Boy.
The UwU cat can come in multiple variations such as colors, personality, and interests. UwU cats can come in these main colors; Pink (Most popular), Red, Green, Blue, Yellow, Purple, White, and Black (Their demon forms).
They can also come in different interests, as mentioned before, here are a few examples: Heat (Gacha heat. DO NOT SEARCH), Normal Gacha, Neutral, and maybe OCs.
As I mentioned before, these creatures can turn into a demon form. Let me break it down; The demon form is a state that the UwU cats can enter when they have extreme emotions, such as anger, sadness, fear, and very rarely joy. When the UwU cats enter this state they undergo a transformation. If they are a heat, all their hair will turn black, their faces will darken, and they will grow demon wings. If they are a fixed UwU cat, they will stay their normal selves, as well as grow angel wings, maybe with accents of their main color. If they are neutral, then they don’t have a demon form.

If you find one, you can do one of these three things:

Get a cookie and attempt to befriend it. They eat primarily cookies, so this will help.

Try to fix it. Get gloves and fix them.

Remove them. This is a last resort. If you cannot do these other options, then spay it with Heat B Gone, and / or ward them away with watermelon slices.
by OwO Cat July 18, 2024
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Cats vs. Cucumbers

A debunked myth that started spreading in videos where people put cucumbers behind their cat(s) while they're eating, causing them to jump in fear when they turn around and see it.
Cats Vs. Cucumbers is a common and popular way to scare cats, leading people to believe they are scared of cucumbers because they look like snakes. However, as previously stated, this is a myth; and it couldn't be farther from the truth.

The truth is, the reason they freak out is because they don't expect it to be there, because it wasn't there to begin with. You can put ANYTHING behind a cat when they're not paying attention to you, and it will yield the same result.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022
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Cat

The cat looks very dangerous with its claws and teeth but if you look carefully the cat is just doing it for the gram
by grokerprime November 30, 2020
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Stinky queer cat

A spotted yeen for their weird biology, gayness, how they're more related to cats than dogs despite looking more like dogs and their stinkyness from their diet, environment and grooming.
That's one cute stinky queer cat
by Thor thy random September 6, 2023
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bad cat

a person and or thing that is so cool the only way you can describe them is with the phrase bad cat
uma- “hey have you met my friends bruce?”
taul - “yeah he’s one bad cat”
by bad cat 101 January 10, 2021
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Cat

they're the sophisticated equal of dogs. they are cuddly, fuzzy, moody, adorable, and serious. Personalities may vary, but you can't ignore the fact that your cat, is indeed a cat.
Have you seen my cat? She's so cute, you're gonna love her!
by Fawnyiie October 21, 2023
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