A person spontaneously and anonymously who defecates in public areas. The areas are chosen for the greatest visual and olfactory effect upon the observer, for example:
1.
Water fountains
2. Public Pools and the
Beach
3. Dressing Rooms.
4. Ex girlfriends mailbox.
Also see Poop
Phantom
1. " Mommy I want a drink of...WHAAAAAAAAAAA...the
phantom pooper...WHAAAAAAAAA! "
2. "Great day for a swim...what's that floating by your face? OMG! " The
Phantom Pooper had struck again.
3. " Don't these pants look great...whats that smell?"
4. "
Phantom pooper? Listen lady I don't care why your bill is late...just pay it.