Meat Waggin'

A meat wagon is an ambulance. Meat Waggin' is something else entirely!

"I refuse to go anywhere with my meat waggin' like a dog's tail!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 11, 2023

Expendable Meat

The last fucking person I would take advice from.

Navy Seal "Hey! Do you want to learn how to become the best expendable meat you can be!?"

Hym "What? No. I don't consider myself expendable. The fact that you consider ME expendable is dehumanizing and a problem. You self-help garbage are the single worst, most narcissistic people on the planet. I though the celebrity's were bad but I have made and entire 180 on that. You don't have a mindset. You barely have a mind. It's hard to even consider it a mind. Die. Die faster. Actually, kill some kids and THEN die."

by Hym Iam February 7, 2024

You’re sexy and Your meat is huge

A compliment, used to describe epic men.

Rin: You’re sexy and your meat is huge
Jay: MY MEAT IS HUGE

by Soloskeleton October 7, 2019

Meat

Jimin penis

I like my meat

by Jiminsjuicymeag January 13, 2018

Dead Meat

The penis on a man that has been transplanted from an organ donor for the purpose of sexual enhancement.

"Oh my God, I don't remember you cock being so big." " Yea, I got me some Dead Meat..now you are to".

by Funguy68 May 3, 2023

meat-nervous

The anxiety one feels (usually men) typically at a party or social gathering, when there is obviously not enough meat to go around for everyone.

Rick got to the party late, noticed the brisket tray was running low and started feeling meat-nervous since he was last in line.

by Nostradainus April 10, 2017

Meat Rider

Tetchra.

Did you see how Steven was gargling on Chris's balls in the groupchat? He's a total "Meat Rider"

by Slimy Johnson February 25, 2023