cage kids 

Kids that are meant to be locked up in a cage.

Unpopular kids. Not even normal. Scary. Usually part of their school's anime club or science fiction club

lack fashion sense.

Does not know what shampoo is.

usually given names like scary mary, baby gap boy, muffin top, BK, and ONDREY.

IF EVER CONFRONTED BY ONE CALL THE AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY ABOUT THE STRAY.

**if confronted by them on a regular basis... carry a die with more than six sides and toss to distract them. then run. you won't have to run fast as they are not that physically fit.

-That girl is looking like she lives in a dumpster.
-Yea, she hangs out with the cage kids.

cage kids by black betty16 January 28, 2009

Skinny Fat Kids 

in its simplest terms. A person who eats a lot but appears to be skinny on the outside.

Populus, Stump, and Scizorface are all examples of Skinny Fat Kids.

Skinny Fat Kids by SFKfan#1 November 3, 2006

Creek Kids 

Creek Kids

Located in Boulder, CO, this lovely group of kids ranging from 8th graders to high school seniors have claimed the boulder creek area as their #1 spot to do every drug imaginable. They meet in the morning, during lunch, and after school, but many skip class and end up spending their whole day there.

Drugs they do: lotssss of weed, acid, shrooms, Molly, DMT, and more.

They are actually some of the most down to earth people you will ever meet, most coming from hard home lives/pasts.

To join creek, your usually invited down to morning spot by someone you know one time. Then that turns into a few more times until you start going there on your own.

Creek kids can get basically any drug at any time, and know the biggest plugs in boulder. Often misunderstood, never take a creek kid for granted

“Time to go hang out with the Creek Kids!!!”

Creek Kids by Boulderchick420 March 19, 2020

Cosby's Kids

Poop, or turds. This phrase is used as an alternate term for referring to taking a dump.

"I don't think that burrito I had for lunch today is sitting well. I think I'm gonna have to head to the restroom and take Cosby's Kids for a swim."

Cosby's Kids by Potato Sack February 9, 2009

kidnapper van 

A beat-up white van, usually a Ford Econoline, and often with no side-rear windows.

I always worry about what innocent people could be tied up in the back of all the kidnapper vans I see on the highways.

kidnapper van by mclmal24 March 26, 2010

Tree Kids 

The scum of moon valley high school. If there was a social hierarchy they'd be below the pigeons. If you find yourself sitting by a tree surrounded by a bench, with a trench coat and a face caked with black makeup... you may be a tree kid. Typically, this can be treated with chemotherapy.

Wow look at those tree kids, enjoying a Naruto run through the rain!

Tree Kids by Refrgorator January 25, 2017

Kiddo 

Someone who shouldn't be on this site.

Dad: Hey kiddo, whatcha doing?
Kiddo: Reading urban dictionary definitions. Hey, have you and mommy ever done a bukkake?

Kiddo by JakeRyan277 February 26, 2015