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Douche Bag

Tristan Gowan. Im 17 and I'm a love bombing, lying, cheating, attention seeking, cry baby, little Douche Bag.
Hi Tristan Gowan I go on social media platforms, like reddit, roblox, valorant, discord, and groom minors. (they are actually mature for their age.) yes. Im a douche bag
by Anon Gril 13 September 23, 2025
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Douche

Someone who farts in another's face.
"Bob is a stupid douche because he farted in my face, can you believe that, Shirley!?"
by Ploopyschmoopy October 2, 2025
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Douche McDoucherton

The guy that is not only the #1 Biggest Douche In the Universe But ALSO King Douche himself.. Whom Drives A Douche Canoe with his Douchebag friend's who are in contempt of Douchebaggery
"That Leaf Hippy is certainly a Douche McDoucherton!"
"Gawd he is such a Douche McDoucherton"
by Jaydude84 October 11, 2025
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douchebag

A man who deliberately and aggressively walks right into women.
That douchebag at the CNE slammed right into me as if he thought he was in a mosh pit!
by anonymous xyz June 25, 2025
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douchebaggedery

When someone is always a douchebag in every facet of life. One whom lacks empathy, no couth, thief, cheats, spousal abuser, religious fanatic, upper soacio evonomic class, adulterous, narcissist. Likely an attorney, stock broker, police or correctional officer politician, works at the clerk of courts or telemarketer
J1 Eaton is about that douchebaggedery lifestyle for life. He stole his best friends sewer auger and his grandma's antique record player and traded them for a gram of meth and twenty dollars to playelectronic slots with and turnwd around and blamed blamed it on Vinny.
by Sofaking Eastwood July 2, 2025
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Douchebag

Doug teegarden the manager of unloads at dhl cvg
Who’s that douchebag? Oh it’s just doug
by Disgruntled dhl employee July 8, 2025
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Douche Metal Dork

An idiot who thinks Metallica is the best metal band ever, who's politics change like a babies underwear and purchases metal paraphernalia to justify his existence.
What a douche metal dork, everything is metal or nothing. Secretly rubs his Hulk Hogan WWF action figure inappropriately on very appropriate areas.
by Powdered Douche Nut July 9, 2025
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