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your welcome 

The improper way of typing out the phrase You're welcome.

Often used by people who never learned how to spell, or who lack Grammar teachers that give a damn.
Your = Possesion; This is your salami.
You're = You are; Are you sure you're gonna do that?

guy: "Thanks alot."
guy 2: "Your welcome."
guy: "Wow. You're an idiot."
your welcome by cadon June 30, 2009
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your mom 

1) the answer for any and every question.

2) what you say when there is nothing better to say.

3) only the greatest insult ever.

4) a phrase that is a target for lame jokes
1) Date:"So,what do you want for dinner tonight. Pizza or Tacos?"

You: "Your Mom"
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2) Science Nerd:"Did you know the mosquitoes mate upside down?"

You: "So does Your Mom."
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3) Girlfriend:"Baby, I Love You."

You:"That may be the case but I love Your Mom."
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4) Your Mom is so stupid she thought that fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Your Mum Gay 

When someone tells you that your mum is gay and that she likes men.
Person:

Lol Your Mum Gay.

Me:
:(
Your Mum Gay by Blorty Bart October 18, 2017

Your Mom's A Whore

Now I know this Isn't a word, but I feel the need to put this out there. This is a phrase commonly used by male homosapiens, of the age 12. This phrase can most commonly be heard from these creatures on an XBOX-360 or dare I say... The PS3. This phrase originates from ancient times. Also known as, When Call of Duty 4 Was cool. During these times, a 12 year old male homosapien was being constantly harrassed by older male homosapiens. He then proceeded to shout back at them, the phrase "Your Mom's A Whore!" This caused quite a ruckes between the older males. This phrase is now so commonly used, that people find it quite cliche. Therefore, it has little to no effect what-so-ever.
"I just killed you little bitch!" -Male 1
"Oh yeah, well, your mom's a whore!" - 12 year old

Your gay is showing 

When someone is acting incredibly gay, you tell them this.
Tom: Omg you should of seen this awesome top at the gap yesterday!

Joe: Dude, your gay is showing...

your mom gay lol

The ultimate phrase used when you have been turned down and you really really need to get laid.
Person 1: Please please please fuck me...
Person 2: ew! No! You're disgusting.
Person 1: your mom gay lol
Person 2: I take my words back, fuck me now!
Person 1: 😏
your mom gay lol by SoRandom69 February 22, 2018

Your nan gay 

Person 1: "Why won't you Rush B"
Person 2: "Cause your nan gay"
Your nan gay by Jxnx June 1, 2018