write protected

A married person (men) who is an open flirt. The person justifies the marriage as the "write protection" against romantic coup. read only

A : Hey beau ! I saw you getting cozy with that bombshell, wassup ?
B : Gimme a break, boy, I am write protected.

by SHADAB September 22, 2005

Writer's Cock

When you are to horny to be able to form legitimate thoughts to write anything.

I couldn't write because I was stricken with writer's cock

by Communist West December 9, 2012

Bed Written

When an assignment is done in the comfort of your own bed due to lack of willpower to stand or generally move. Typically horrendous quality work with drool stains adorning it.

The teacher deduced the assignment must have been bed written due to the saliva puddle that had dried on it and the delusional paranoid ramblings it contained.

by Kbrix October 23, 2014

eithan write

Gay and has many friends who are also gay jk.They tend to have a tiny penis max length 3 inches meaning bed is a little rough overall a good guy.

"Oh look it's eithan write R.I.P"

by Liltay100 December 10, 2018

Reality Show Writer

(n) An easy way out of explaining unemployment or a euphemism for being unemployed.

Jill: So what exactly do you do for a living?
Michael: I'm a Reality Show Writer.
Jill: Wow, that sounds very interesting.
Michael: Well, it's actually quite boring, if you must know.

by kishmich April 27, 2010

moving to California to write for the Food Network

This actually means that the person is moving to California to sell blowjobs at the bus station.

Oh, it's okay, but soon I'll be moving to California to write for the Food Network, and it'll all be better.

by SocratesTheYounger February 22, 2011

Urban Dictionary Writer

A person who writes definitions, just like the one you're currently reading.

Urban Dictionary Writer's such as myself do this for fun!

by Sai-Chan June 24, 2021