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Dick Wrapper

A female of the species Homo Sapien. This term refers to the fact that the most important aspect of a woman's identity is the fact that she is engineered and constructed so as to wrap around penises
Diana came over last night ... that is one energetic Dick Wrapper.

I need to hit the club tonight and pick me up a dick wrapper.

That bar was litterally polluted with cougars and other assorted dick wrappers.
by Mr HJL January 17, 2008
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wrapper

a condom on a man like in the song lollipop by lil wayne.
"so i let her lick the wrapper"-lil wayne
by Alyssa1234 April 23, 2008
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wrapped up like a douche

as mentioned previously, it is one of the most commonly mishear lyrics. However, the song which this is misheard in is Mansfred Mann's version. It sounds exactly like douche even when you learn that it is deuce though. Bruce Springsteen originally wrote the song as "cut loose like a deuce..." and sang it saying deuce not douche.
"Turn it up, I like to hear Mansfred Mann pronounce deuce like shit"
"I'm gonna sing douche because it is funnier and I was almost raised on it"
by asswhite April 16, 2005
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wrapper cheese

Melted goodness left on the wrapper of any warm sandwich that has cheese on it.
My burger has ultra wrapper cheese man.
by Iammarmar July 14, 2017
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Taco Wrapper

A term for flimsy female undergarments. EG: Thong Panties
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see the Taco Wrapper on that chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she was definitely flossing."
by Nefet December 27, 2012
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Sapper Wrapper

The act of placing 1/4 of an Alka-Seltzer tablet directly onto the clit, then fold the lips of the vagina closed. As the excitement builds, more pieces of the Alka-Seltzer tablet can be added.
Sorry bro, but I gave your mom a Sapper Wrapper last night and she loved it.
by Sapperscleartheway December 15, 2016
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under wraps

Even though your parents know, we should still keep things under wraps in front of our friends.
by Light Joker October 27, 2005
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