willy gremlins

when you go to the toilet for a piss but can't urinate

Man i was so fucked last night i had a serious case of willy gremlins and couldn't piss

by little wang 123 July 29, 2013

Drippy willy

When you pull your willy out of welshy wetness

Iv got drippy willy now

by 🇮🇪Irish potato stew🍀 September 11, 2018

King Willie

n.

1. A Jamaican drug lord.

2. A Houngan or Bokor.

3. Someone who believes that power is more important than monetary wealth.

If you want some good weed there's a King Willie working over by docks. But don't disrespect his posse or he'll turn your ass into a zombie.

That VP is a serious King Willie. Don't try to pay him off, all he cares about is taking over the company.

by Siaten March 17, 2010

Duncan's willy

Tiny. And pretty pointless. Cannot be used during penetrative sex. Makes a decent paper weight for small amounts of paper.

"Man, this window has a gap in the seal... There's a little draft getting in... If only I had something to block it with..."

"I've got Duncan's Willy?"

"PERFECT!"

by CatMac February 7, 2014

Filly Willy

The (often surprise) discovery of a penis on a woman who, it transpires, is a transexual or, in the vernacular, a ladyboy.

Hey! Did you hear about Greg last night? He clicked with a Thai girl at the bar and when he got home with her he found she had a filly willy! Dude, was he shocked!

by Jeremyhotpepper November 20, 2011

Willy Vanilly

The best beer in the entire world. Its a vanilla orgasm in your mouth that lingers and brings you consistent pleasure. You will never experience a beer like this. If this beer was an animal dick, it would be that of a cat's, because it ruins all other beers for you just as a cats dick ruins you for all the other cats.

Person 1: Have you tried the Willy Vanilly?

Person 2: Ohh god! Oh fuck! OHHHHHH!!! UH!

by Kylerbizzle September 1, 2013

Tainted Willy

The act of poking a poo covered finger into the facial orifice of another person causing immediate smell shock.

My ear smells horrible and I am in a state of shock because Billy gave me a tainted willy last night.

by candy ass124 January 19, 2010