Supersize Me with Whiskey

To drink nothing but whiskey for 30 days to see if it's a healthy way to live. A documentary skit performed by The Whitest Kids U' Know, based on the hit film "Supersize Me" by Morgan Spurlock where he eats nothing but McDonald's for 30 days.

Phone call to Distillery:

Distillery: "Hello, how can I help you?"
Trevor Moore: "Hello, I'm doing a documentary (Supersize Me with Whiskey) on whether or not it's healthy to drink nothing but whiskey for 30 days. And I'm not gona eat food, I'm not gona drink other drinks, I'm just gona drink whiskey for breakfast, lunch, and dinner."

Distillery: "It's NOT, you shouldn't do.....
Trevor Moore: ..........................................."Whatever!"

by Doctor Felony July 8, 2016

Pull a Whiskey

Idle in a Karaoke channel in the hopes someone comes in to sing with you.

Meggymo: I'll pull a Whiskey and just hang there.

by PieceofWhiskey June 14, 2017

delta whiskey

1.A web forum moderator who feels the need to make up for a very tiny penis by the over zealous use of his moderating powers.

2. A complete and utter dick

3. One with a very very tiny penis

1. Why did that moderator close that thread? What a delta whiskey.

2. Dude why did you run over that basket of kittens? Your a complete delta whiskey.

3. While in the locker room I noticed Toms was quite a delta whiskey. No wonder he cant get a date.

by Mr Sum Guy December 9, 2008

Charlie Whiskey

Phonetic for "cw" meaning cunt whore.

That charlie whiskey sucked off all of my friends and left me out. She has more nuts in her than a snickers bar.

by vanilla pipe layer September 6, 2005

Powder-Nose-Whiskey-Pirate

Sexual act:

A women giving a man oral sex.

Before the male reaches climax the female snorts a line of Cocaine or other white substance off the length of the mans penis, does one shot of whiskey and then has the man ejaculate in her eye.

Usually happens at a party setting, with witnesses to confirm speed and accuracy.

Bro 1: So what did you end up doing last night?

Bro 2: Went to a frat party and got so hammered I did the Powder-Nose-Whiskey-Pirate....

Bro 1: NO WAY !

Bro 2: Ya, was so accurate I had her right eye squinting harder then the Dali Lama.

by The RL Brothers June 29, 2011

Fireteam Whiskey Dick Bravo

a group of friends who drink themselves to death several days a week and pass out after a large consumption. Additionally they eat a shit load of Taco Bell and yell FIRETEAM WHISKEY DICK BRAVO at random passerbys, especially if that passerby happens to be dressed up like Superman, just to laugh at the reaction. Every member has a nickname and a quote that describes who they are. They think they are awesome because they belong to this group, but in reality it only defines them worse off than they would be without the group in the first place. Although this may be true, FTWDB is the coolest shit ever invented and like a gang, there is no way out except for Hari Kari...FTWDB for life!!!!

"Hey Saint Cloud Superman....FIRETEAM WHISKEY DICK BRAVO!!!!"

by Captain Passout November 4, 2009

protestant whiskey

Bushmills (from County Antrium)...Not Jameson (from County Cork)

me: i'll have a protestant whiskey on the rocks
dumb bartender: a what?
me: bushmills, dumbass
dumb bartender: oh, sorry...we only have old crow

by sonnycrockett39 October 8, 2008