Skip to main content

Wet Steiner

n. A wet shit fart(shart) that is accompanied by the distinct odor of beer from the night before.
My Wet Steiner stained my sheets with a faint smell of day before Mickeys.
by Caligula May 13, 2005
mugGet the Wet Steinermug.

wet bourbon

when they shit in a glass and dunk it on yo chest, during sex.
''Jeff wet bourbon my chest, NOW!''
Sarah ''Why does Jeff not wet bourbon me, it use to get me so wet''
by Nesquik_Boi February 13, 2017
mugGet the wet bourbonmug.

Wet Keller

While recieving oral sex the man licks both index fingers and inserts them into the ears of the individual giving the oral sex and pulls the cranium toward their pelvis restricting their vision from their face being into their stomach and making them unable to speak from the penis being deep throated. Hence resulting in them being blind, deaf, and dumb. The Wet Keller.
Sex was wild, I gave that bitch the Wet Keller.
by Nicktastic177 July 2, 2023
mugGet the Wet Kellermug.

Wet Knocker

One who performs cunnilingus upon a girl with a labial piercing, or upon a man with a penile piercing.Can also be used as a derrogatory insult.
Maria loves John because he's cute, and is quite the wet knocker.

Ruven is so pussywhipped! He's such a wet knocker!
by TinkyWinky69 May 4, 2006
mugGet the Wet Knockermug.

Wet Moby

The act of cuming in one's hand and rubbing your cum on your dick as if it were lube. Then, you take your lubed dick and insert it into your sleeping friend's ear
John: "Dude, my ear is all crust."

Alex: "I freaking gave you a Wet Moby!"

John: *vomits*
by mcmonkey222 May 1, 2010
mugGet the Wet Mobymug.

wet chops

I hate it when i'm in the spa and everyone sees my wet chops !!
by Greymouth536 June 15, 2011
mugGet the wet chopsmug.

wet cleft

wet cleft- when a male has intense sexual intercourse with a women and her labia majora becomes loosened and moist to the point where one fold of the labia majora hangs down from the vulva.
Hit her with a right right, hit her with a left, got to beat it up until I give her lips a wet cleft. -Rkanomaly
by RKanomaly March 12, 2020
mugGet the wet cleftmug.

Share this definition