Beef weasel 

Beef weasel is a game where a group of males take turn beating up each other’s penis’ with a meat tenderizer

Yo bro, wanna play beef weasel with the boys!?!?
Hell yeah! I love beef weasel!

Beef weasel by Bert McDingle March 1, 2022

sook mah weasel 

Scottish (Glasgwegian) slang soliciting oral sex, used especially by the gay cottaging scene that frequent the West End's parks.

Sook mah weasel, ya bald shiter!

sook mah weasel by nixonix January 13, 2009

Tenderizing the Weasel 

The act of masturbation, beating and/or jerking off.

Dude, I totally just walked in on Mark while he was tenderizing the weasel!

Tenderizing the Weasel by justsomeotherguy May 8, 2009

shine the weasel 

to jerk off, masturbate the penis

i'm going to watch some porn and shine the weasel.

shine the weasel by G1969 November 6, 2017

Stink Weasel 

An ignorant lazy greasy person likely a male who likes to bitch and complain for the sake of making noise.

OR

One who repeatedly brings up past occasions to their benefit of justification.

Brian you fucking STINK WEASEL

Stink Weasel by Ruban May 28, 2004

Stench Weasel

A person who has facial features like a rat or a weasel and smells horrendously.

Me: Hey Stu, did you see that stench weasel?
Stu: Yeah, Craig is a stinky ugly bastard!

Stench Weasel by jaywant July 27, 2008

grease my weasel

A command:

To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.

"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"

"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"

grease my weasel by zxcvcxz March 12, 2008