Instant weak 

A state of amusement or to have found something funny.

A: Yo man check out this new cologne I got, smells fresh right?

B: Dog, that garbage smells like doo doo.

A: Shut the fuck up!

B: Haha, oh man instant weak.

Instant weak by RG3RM4N3L0CloakCloak3d November 22, 2010

dick-weak 

the state or mindset of being easily manipulated through sexual/intimate acts of women; easy; submissive

He's so dick-weak; all I do is hug, kiss and ask, and I get what I want.

No wonder pussy is power, these dudes is dick-weak.

dick-weak by zekespeaks17 September 13, 2016

g weak 

'geh weg' reference, meaning 'go away' in german

or a weak g

A: "Hey, let's talk !"
B: "G weak"

g weak by cadavrevivant February 28, 2019

broke weak 

To give up. Can’t handle anymore.

I made a huge plate of spaghetti and can’t eat anymore, I broke weak.

broke weak by Drinkandknowthings February 18, 2022

kinda weak

When referring to something as “Kinda weak” it mean it is the worst thing god could've done (to you or in a situation) with his two hands. Or to say something is done with not much effort. Often used on X/Twitter. Also often used to describe new yorkers who let people who aren't black say the N word.

Ian gon like, New Yorkers kinda weak for letting Puerto Ricans say nigga.

kinda weak by pnkfendionx June 3, 2024

Double Mild Weak Sauce 

adj: a descriptive term used to describe a person, place or thing that is below even the most basic of quality standards.

This term can be used as a description of the person, place or thing, as in "I went to France on my vacation. That Place is Double mild weak sauce." Or as the noun itself as in " "I don't know why you're friends with Dave. He is such double mild weak sauce."

Double Mild Weak Sauce by KoztiK June 9, 2011

weave game weak 

When you see someone with shiny combed brown hair in the front and then nappy un combed black hair in the back

Kierra- Girl...did u see Sierra hair
Brittany- Yes girl her weave game weak!!

weave game weak by plug2021 April 16, 2016