Wake up

Standard phrase used by conspiracy theorists to exemplify that one who doesn't agree with their paranoid beliefs are dumb.

Conspiracy theorist: Bill gates is going to implant a microchip in us all!!!

Smart person: Claim has already been disproven and the vaccine has been approved of as scientifically safe by the scientists and approved by the government for usage within the populations.

Conspiracy theorist: Don't listen to the gOvErNmEnT fUnDeD sCiEnTiSts! They are paid to lie to us all on behalf of the eViL gOvErNmEnT! wAkE uP sHeEpLe, Go AnD dO yOuR rEsEaRcH!

by UltimateDoge May 2, 2021

Wake-and-Laugh

When you wake up and the first thing you do is go on urbandictionary for word of the day, the best alternative ritual to your daily news readings to make you laugh.

Person 1:" Man the news is full of bad apples."
Person 2: " You should try to Wake-and-laugh, go on urbandictionary for word of the day as soon as you wake up."

by Capuchin for Hire April 8, 2022

Australian wake up

Waking someone up by performing oral sex on the sleeping party.

He woke me by doing a Australian wake up

by Bobby the Boblet December 24, 2022

wake and snaked

when you wake up and find a chick on your dick to get a bit of that delicious morning cum (; similar to wake and shake

"yo dude Hanna totally wake and snaked me this morning! best birthday surprise ever!"

by snuffletussul October 20, 2016

Ass wake

When you walk behind someone and smell their dirty ass.

I was at the grocery store today and walked through someone's ass wake and nearly vomited.

by Macdaddyjbrown September 2, 2025

wake up the members of my nation

you won't be free until you wake up her members of my nation..

the icarly theme song is called "leave it all to me" (a really good song)

tv: it's all real, I'm telling you just how i feel
friend: bro are you watching a kid's show?
friend 2: it's a good show!
tv: wake up the members of my nation-

by NIGHT_BR3AKS August 30, 2022

Wake and cake

For a male to bring himself to a state of arousal, wake his partner, and ejaculate on their face

Man, I iced my girls face this morning with a mean wake and cake.

by Killa from manilla indaflesh April 17, 2017