Bearded Vulture

When you perform oral sex on a dead woman with a lot of pubic hair.

"I have so many pubic hairs in my teeth because I went all bearded vulture on Bea Arthur

by vcasino April 16, 2010

vultard

A person resembling, or acting out as a type of retarted beast. Commonly a cross between a mentally retarted patient, and a tough angry cave man with superior strength.

KB Vultard
Mike Tyson

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

vulturi

A very pretty and intelligent girl, usually short, amazing and a person who is always good for cuddling and making you feel happy. Also a fiercer woman, you would never want to be on vulturi's bad side. Vulturis are very charismatic, make sure you don't fall for them because there is no turning back.

I heard you have a new girlfriend?

Oh yes, she's a real vulturi.

by Ivashkov Adrian May 19, 2018

"Pole"vaulting

Polevaulting or "Pole"vaulting is a term to describe the act of when a man ejaculates in his own mouth by way of muscular force through the penis. In turn vaulting the seman through the air towards ones own self.

Today while home alone I decided to practice "Pole"vaulting.

by Doc_Frankenfurter February 14, 2006

gay turkey vulture

A fat bastard that hangs around with an ass cobbler all day eating stinky mashed potato sandwhiches with mustard and moldy bread.

You must be a real ass cobbler to hang around with a gay turkey vulture like Kyle Cotton.

by Yoshida May 3, 2004

honey-vulture

(noun) When a scat-loving bottom male orally removes his top male-penetrator's enlarged cock of fecal matter that has accumulated during anal coitus.

George, the honey-vulture in the relationship, promptly went about his duty after anal fornication was complete.

(verb) After a particularly rank logjamming session, George successfully honey-vultched his boyfriend's member until free of dumple stiltskin.

by Nix42 January 9, 2009

Turkey Vulture

Used to describe a scavenged kill during the course of a multi player first person shooter video game; such as taking someone else's kill, or watching two people duke it out then kill the person that is left living (but of course, at low life).

I just killed two people! Damn im just barely alive... Asshole turkey vulture just killed me.

I just got Turkey Vultched at camp curtis

by ScottieO. May 13, 2005