Valentine

Something you'll never get

Person A(you): I want a valentine.
Person B: You're ugly.

by urmami69 February 21, 2022

Slim Valentine

Sydney based rapper, loves swag and his own penis.

My penis has swag like Slim Valentine

by jakisaraijingheykernt April 26, 2011

Cat Valentine

The act of pushing a bunch of useless hoes into a wall created by rock tomb using blizzard and x-scissor, resulting in instant and permanent death.

Everyone's on their way to the Zap pit, now's our chance to cat valentine their flop asses!

by CrussyBussy May 29, 2022

valentine

a girl who deserves the world, she’s smart, pretty and funny. everyone wants to marry a valentine

Oh my god i wish i dated a Valentine

by w33dbitch November 21, 2021

Valentin

Valentin is usually a guy who tries too hard to be funny, His penis is typically no bigger than 2 inches and the type of people that hang out with him don't really want to, they usually just feel bad

Person #1 Ew Valentin is coming
Person #2 ugh that guy is so annoying

by Charles LeRae November 23, 2021

Valentin

A Valentin is always no matter what the hottest and cutest trustwrothy guy you will meet. He always has a large penis with cute abs and a nice smile. No MATTER WHAT, everyday is a bad hair day for this little yummy freak. God bless his corgi lookin ass soul and hope him the best, because usually, he's got a nanny with a cute ass corgi.
The corgi is usuallu called Indi, if it is not, then this is a fake Valentin.

Guy: Hey, lok over there, hes got cute abs with a shit hair day!
Me: Hes also got a corgi
Guy: Hes probably nice and cute and genuine

Me: Such a Valentin...

by yeradopted November 17, 2021

valentine's day

There are two ways to define valentines day

1. Where teens and adults are forced into buying overpriced chocolate for their girlfriends, it also gives the excuse to have amateur sex in the high school bathroom.

2. Where lonely teens add another knife cut on their arms because all they see is non-lonely people are fucking eachother in the hallway.

"Time to give my whore-girlfreind some chocolate on valentine's day!"

by anonymous999999999999 February 13, 2017