Ur mom

Milf with a chicken in their Fanny pack.

Who laid Jeremy‘s dad last night. Your mom.

by Avocado bacon egg Nader July 20, 2022

Ur mom

My wife

I did ur mom

by THE SHMORT July 2, 2019

ur mom

absolutley dissing ur mom me personally not taking that thoe.

ur mom so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team

by hahalolfatass December 19, 2023

Ur mom

Ur mom is a term that is as a joke. They aren't actually trying to a fend your mom so don't let it get to you, it's all in good fun.

Guy#1: What do you call a female camel?
Guy#2: Ur mom!

by Thor,thestrongestavenger March 9, 2022

UR MOM GAY

when a child insults you but has nothing else to say.

"I'm just saying you need to eat your dinner Timmy"
"WELL UR MOM GAY, DAD."

by CreatorOfSh%t March 11, 2022

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by Ur mom Ur mom Ur mom Ur mom November 15, 2022

Ur mom

A response that I use uncontrollably but this usually is a response to a question that the person who said “ur mom” doesn’t know how to answer.

Just know ur mom jokes are not offensive

Don’t be a wuss

EXAMPLE #1

Classmate(wuss)-“What is the square root of 5375271963?” Me(cool dude)-“Ur mom” classmate(wuss) “what about my mom?!?

EXAMPLE #2

dude with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she can’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” dude with gay dads-“whoa dude that was SAVAGE!!!!” Me-“I know 😎”

by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 November 16, 2020