Ur mom

She helps you but embarrass ya

Mom: Honey look it’s Mickey Mouse! Hi Mickey my daughter loves you
Daughter: Mommmmm!
Mom: but I’m you ur mom
Daughter: idc

by Your meme girl November 11, 2019

ur mom

ur mom is always with you, unlike your dad who left for milk and never came back

Ur mom gay!
I know, I have two moms

by TheBestPerson(Nadia) November 12, 2019

Ur mom

ur mom is a perfect response to every insult

ur so annoying

ur mom

by Luna3179 November 14, 2019

ur mom

typically UR GREATEST GIRL U WILL MARRY
don't become gay audience

OMG! THERES AN EARTHQUAKE! I THINK UR MOM JUST WALKED INTO THE ROOM!

by urmothersenemy November 16, 2019

Ur mom

A wonderful lady

Ur mom is great.

by Picture frames November 17, 2019

Ur mom

Not ur dad

*Breathes in* .... suck ‘ur mom’

by oofcheesewotsits November 18, 2019

Ur mom

ur mom is a roast. When a stupid weakling says “hey guys? What is the math homework today”and you say you have to solve a problem about a fat person also known as YOUR MOM. The weakling will cry saying “don’t say that to my mommy” and he runs. You have passed life

Wow I a, such an amazing ur mom

by Hi peps November 20, 2019