typilepsy

n. the sudden and inexplicable inability to type legibly.

I texted you last nite. I said, "Show me your quqoaiupe4oia." Yeesh! Typilepsy!

by jamieteevee July 26, 2011

Typilepsy

n. the sudden inexplicable inability to type legibly

I texted you last night. I said, "ho78 q43 yt697ul". Yeesh! Typilepsy!

by jamieteevee July 26, 2011

Typoist

Someone who makes a lot of typos online due to an unfortunate zealousness to post something and lack of perception.

"Hello, my name is Mary."
"Hello Mary"
"I am a typoist and I have gone two minutes without a typo"
-From a conversation at Typoist Anonymous

by APlethoraofPamelas October 22, 2011

typinable

When you download a form, usually pdf, that lets you type right into it so the world doesn't have to try and read your hellish handwriting.

Word, don't have to write out my tax return by hand, the form is totes typinable.

by Skwush November 9, 2012

typical testicle

The male version of a basic bitch.

He doesn't have a chance with me! He's such a typical testicle.
Bro...don't be a typical testicle.

by ThingsIJustCantSayOutLoud October 14, 2014

Typical Fox

Someone who is ignorant and doesn't want to hear anything rational because their brains are washed with Fox "news" commentary.

Example:

"But wait Lauren That's incorrect because..."

Lauren walks out of the room so that she doesn't have to hear anyone else's FACTUAL response to the WRONG political information that she just provided.

"Typical fox.. not even considering what the facts might be."

by Cubanthundrrr June 16, 2016

typostanding

Portmanteau of "Typo" and "Misunderstanding"

Used to describe a typo that spiraled into a misunderstanding between two or more people.

Guy: Yeah, so what I want written down is, "There are calibration points"

Girl: Oh.... okay. Could you please describe what the calibration points are? Maybe we can use something along the lines of, "There are adjustment points for fine tuning?"

Guy: We do NOT calibrate PRINTERS. We do NOT calibrate RULERS. We do NOT calibrate COMPUTERS. We do NOT calibrate PRESSES.

Girl: Yeah... I understand that, i'm pretty sure we have stickers on the presses that say "calibration not required". But you know what, you've been doing this longer than I have, so i'll just use that as-is: "There are calibration points"

Guy: I'm so sorry! It all makes sense now, what I meant was: "there are NO calibration points" It was all just a typostanding.

by azntiger954 October 13, 2016