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road toad

A cyclist who takes up space on the road and doesn't let any vehicles pass even when there's perfectly available space to the side of the road.
Sorry I'm late mate a fucking road toad was in the way!
by antiraodtoad March 5, 2017
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Slippy Toad

When a guy lubes up his dick and watches his girl try and toss it off
Guy 1: Dude I made Carol give me a Slippy Toad
Guy 2: Did she manage it
Guy 1: Of course not, it's a Slippy Toad
by Mozza xD October 16, 2008
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Toad3087

A master pimp, he has many women that he bones on a regular bases. He also sleeps around and is invincible to all forms of sexually transmitted diseases.
by Toad the Terrible January 19, 2004
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toad chode

A short penis with a large head resembling Toad from Mario Kart, a la Stormy Daniels and a certain Donald J. Trump.
How was your date last night?

Awful. He has toad chode. I was gagging.

Deal breaker.
by Shuaman September 19, 2018
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Toad

little demon childs that like to be pigpockets and steal your money when your not looking....
Watch out I see a toad by your butt, trying to take you down to hell.
by Toad....SEE September 19, 2003
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Toadie

One who gives selflessly of himself, who's only concern is pleasing his Mistress, with no concern for his own health or well-being. One who's unquestionably sincere devotion to his Mistress is to be applauded, commended and encouraged, and most especially, Rewarded.
The Mistresses were all so completely enraptured by the remarkable ass-kissing skills exhibited by their Toadie, they felt compelled to request even more of his utterly delightful chatting that prove his loyal affection, often exclaiming "Encore Randy, Encore!"
by RandyTheToadie May 26, 2009
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twaddles

a mysterious female medical condition. women with the twaddles have a tiny ballsack attached to their anus, and sometimes appear to have labia extending into their assholes.
brah, i was making out with this chick, and she stopped me and told me she had the twaddles and asked if i still wanted to hook up. i was like fuck that shit, bitch, and i walked out. alpha as fuck.
by AnonymousLovesJustinBieber August 6, 2010
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