redneck traffic jam

Woodward Dream Cruise

The Woodward Dream Cruise is a redneck traffic jam

by IfYouHaveAnyPooThrowItNow August 18, 2006

TRAF

A reverse fart. Instead of farting normally, the fart goes back into your stomach. It's usually silent and cannot be controlled.

I couldn't hold the fart any longer during the meeting so I traf'd. Never eat a burrito for lunch.

by JDMEJ1 June 27, 2008

Mask Trafficking

When unscrupulous mainland Chinese manufacturers ship millions of inferior or ISO-unapproved masks to syndicates in both developed and developing countries, which then distribute them to unsuspected hospitals and businesses—when low quality masks the wallet-friendly masks.

Is mask trafficking behind the difference between “Three China-made mask boxes for $10” and “One mask box at $8”?

by MathPlus March 27, 2021

Traf

The action of sucking flatulence back whence it came.

I really needed to fart while in that meeting so I had to traf it for release once I was outside.

by psutulio June 26, 2003

ass traffic

The amount of people that have taken a shit on that toilet daily

Dude that toilet definitely gets some serious ass traffic

by stovebox June 27, 2015

traffic light party

When a homosexual Native American and a straight Asian man 69 each other and puke up each other's appletinis onto each other.

Annyong and Big Bulge got messy last night after a long night of clubbing and had themselves a traffic light party.

by ChipChipperson February 13, 2017

Air Traffic Control

A game played by airline pilots and air traffic controllers. The game has no rules, and neither side knows how it is played, but the goal is to prevent flights from arriving in time for passengers to make connecting flights.

Flying used to be fun, but its not with this air traffic control shit.

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 24, 2004