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Tornado Tongue

Someone who is giving a woman good oral sex.
As soon as we got home I gave her the Tornado Tongue of a lifetime
by Amschel September 6, 2025
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Texas Tornado

The act of taking a power drill and putting it in a penis. Then the drill is turned on and the penis is turned into a tornado. Do not stop until the penis is completely gone just like that trailer park where your aunt used to live.
Ashley: My guy is into some kinky shit. I had to eat his ass.
Mary: You should see my guy. I had to do the Texas Tornado.
by YourMum69lel May 9, 2018
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Mayfield Tornado

the godliest tornado to ever occur, slammed into Mayfield KY, then a few more towns, and was eventually rated EF4, everything happening on the night of December 10th 2021, the tornado defied morals, and just barely defied the law of Meteorology as it gained 40+ knots of wind shear, with only ~2,000 J/kg of CAPE.
I celebrate it every December 10th.
Mayfield Tornado: "3,000 J/kg of CAPE? what's that?....
IT'S ME"
by MartianSupremacist August 18, 2024
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tornado

Twisting land hurricanes that suck up and yeet everything in their path and also cause nothing but pain and desturction.

There are seven types of tornado:
EFU - I don't see damage at all
EF0 - James we lost some shingles
EF1 - Billy we lost the roof
EF2 - There is no upper floor
EF3 - Trees? You mean missiles?
EF4 - Giant swoosh
EF5 - Land hurricane but for real
"Oh hey bob"

"Hey john"

"tornado"

"What"

John is now dead
by RiceOfCourse June 23, 2022
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doggy tornado 3000

The doggy tornado 3000 is when two people roll play as dogs and then eventually have a sexual intercourse
Bro me and that one girl did the “doggy tornado 3000” last night.
by mannytheshortking January 15, 2021
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Drummondville Tornado

When you defecate on one's person face and you got diarrhea. It's like the Cleveland Steamer or the Quebec Steamer but more liquid.
Lay on the floor really fast, Im ready to give you the Drummondville Tornado wich i cannot hold any longer.

She drank all of the Drummondville Tornado I gave her.
by Cam.c.2222 December 17, 2017
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tornado jockey

a struggle for power between multiple individuals in a family or organization, especially for the position of boss or underboss in a mafia family
if a mafia is in the middle of restructuring, as serious case of tornado jockey can ensue, with sometimes deadly consequence
by Sexydimma January 27, 2015
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