God

The guy you kick out of your life until you get screwed.

God is real.

by Lil yacht October 5, 2020

God

Is the person who created the world.

God is a person and he is our lord the person who created you

by Crazzy girl101 February 21, 2017

God

Dog backwords

My god backwards pissed on a tree.

by depressed kid in the corner December 6, 2016

god

when something is unbelievably great

“yo, that shows last season was GOD compared to this season”

“my schedule this year is GOD compared to last year”

by nowwedeadroses2939 September 6, 2018

God

All I know is that whenever the religious conservatives of any country do something horrible or backward, they blame it on this guy.

Kind of like that imaginary friend you had as a kid who was always telling you to start fires and shit.

"I don't understand. Why do you hate gay people so much?"

"It's not my opinion. I'm just following God's word."

by garcalej February 1, 2019

God

Someone I don't fear

God can't hurt me when I'm burning in hell

by I have a writers block August 19, 2020

God

Teodora Yordanova. She is the real God

yo that chick Tedy is God

by Iamtherealgodbroyes February 27, 2019