Teddy time

When you tell your mum your taking the dog out for a walk but you just shag it instead.

Mum I’m taking the dog for a bit of teddy time.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

teddy dead

When someone does something right before you are about to do it. Preferably a cibling or friend. It is one of the most annoying things ever.

I turned on the water to the shower and went to get a towel from my room. I came back and heard my brother singing along to the radio while showering. I hate when he is teddy dead.

by Nikoss January 31, 2008

Teddy

Teddy is a very well know person known for his humour and his balls, generally many people asked him “where’s your balls teddy?” People generally use this in the context of a sentence starter or even to end a sentence. If you have a teddy make sure to tease him for having no balls and ask where his balls are, doing this will show a sign of anal communication.

Where’s your balls teddy?

In my mouth I think

No they aren’t there in your bum

by Rogue judges May 5, 2020

Teddy

Teddy is the cutest dog in the world. He loves to cuddle and play. But sometimes he bites everyone.

Your such a Teddy

by Jeff alisburg March 1, 2019

Teddy

The male version of a Karen

"they can't hear me because they're listening to kids bop."
"nobody likes teddy."
"calm down. calm down."

by An asian with thick bones. November 20, 2019

Pull a Teddy

To evade responsibilities to have fun.
To run away from one's duties to do something else.

I was in a meeting but it was boring so I had to Pull a Teddy.
Rachel did not show up to the fundraiser, she pulled a teddy.

by RamvoX February 19, 2021

Teddy Riley'd

When someone did the most or was being extra in completing a simple task only to never complete said task.

Chile, dis naker just Teddy Riley'd me on a shopping spree. I just wanted H&M, but they went all Nordstrom's and their credit card declined.

by Cornwhizzle April 19, 2020