Moose Canoe

Like a motorboat.....only lower.....on a guy.

She gave me a moose canoe and I could feel my balls vibrating on her cheeks.

by Uber_Goose April 6, 2017

Moose Syrup

Canadian slang for cum/ejaculate/jizz

He jerked off in his cabin in the woods and busted a good load of moose syrup.

by caninja February 15, 2015

Feed the Moose

To throw up because of heavy drinking. Literal translation from Norwegian slang.

Yeah, she fed the moose last night.

by Eddie May 13, 2005

Flying Moose

Ok, so picture this: You're doing someone in the ass and you stand up tall.

You stretch out your fingers and put your thumgs in your ears so your fingers are pointing up.

and shout MOOOOO

George(while having anal intercourse): Hey, have you ever heard of the Flying moose?)
Sally: No...What are you doing
George(Stands up tall and puts thumbs in ears and stretches out fingers): MOOOOO

by Flying Moose September 21, 2006

punch a moose

verb. 1) to take a large dump

My distal colon alerted me that it was time to punch a moose.

by JosephD August 31, 2006

moose knucklette

a tiny or "baby" moose knuckle on a midget, short person, or youngin'

"hey look at that midget wearing yoga pants, lol you can its moose knucklette"

by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 10, 2010

milking the moose

(v): Jerking off Jered the Subway guy before he went on his diet.

I'd love a cold cut combo, but I can't do it since Steve was milking the moose last weekend!

by Austin Pealy January 27, 2012