Being a Jake Wisniweski

A person who receives an angry pirate and loves every second of it!

i met a girl last night and she was a total Jake Wisniewski

by Anonymous April 5, 2005

Being Dry

Not being good at beer pong, i.e. the opposite of dropping rain.

Dude, Rob, make a fucking cup already, stop being dry.

by Dr.Premium June 2, 2010

you're being a Laurance

A Lil piss drinking mongrel that lives in the toilet and eats your shit for fun and also strives to the most annoying being ever!

Oh you're being a Laurance today grow the fuck up you little shit

by ManChild42069 December 8, 2019

people being people

People being people. Ya know, doing people things.

That’s just people being people...Works in almost any context. Any excuse for anything that doesn’t really need any distinction caused by a homo sapien.

by J. Sumner September 3, 2019

Just being alive

It means to live in the present, not caring about the future nor holding onto the past.

"Somedays I just like being alive. I don't want to dwell on the future or take comfort in past memories."

"Yeah. Just being alive is sweet. Helps clear the mind."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 19, 2021

the perks of being a wallflower

only the best book (and movie) ever but whatever

me: "do you have any bleach so i can put it in my eyes?"
mom: "no wtf are you crazy????"
me: "i'm not crazy, i just read/watched the "i dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room" scene in the perks of being a wallflower"

or

friend: *sigh*"what are you crying for this time?"
me: "i just finished the perks of being a wallflower..."
friend: "bro you've read/watched this book/movie twenty times already, get over it"

by chloe__crts May 26, 2022

stop being a victor

Stop being a victor is said when your friend is being stupid, a dick, an idiot, acting gay, being toxic, being salty, and everything that hes doing wrong.

Friend = no one cares what you say
you = stop being a victor

by FatNeek6969 July 26, 2020