dirty squid

A sailor on the USS Oak Hill that that takes it in the ass from the CPO's mess; also brings grody fat chicks over to his friends homes to "show off" his catch.

Pat is a Dirty Squid, he will have califlower on his dick and fiscular tearing in his ass when he gets back!

by Earl Schieb December 13, 2008

land squid

A used condom or used condoms tossed on the floor out of sheer laziness due to the toilet or even the nearest trashcan being too far away.

Tyler's room was strewn with land squid after his sex marathon with Marla.

by Sex Defender January 25, 2010

squid gang

A group of homosexual men that try to convince everyone else they're heterosexual. Any member of the squid gang has to pass rigorous testing and initiation. ,aim purpose is to raise awareness for violent acts against marine life and stupidity.

Ex. Yo squidy! Get over here you gotta see this if your in the squid gang!! #squidgangbih

by Socialgoodvibeswarrior August 29, 2017

squid pussy

The slimy, salted, butter soaked shredded mozzarella cheese found in nasty ass clumps at the bottom of the popcorn bowl.

"Ew, get your damn squid pussy away from me you slut."
"Mmm, gotta love that squid pussy."

by edgarremy July 23, 2015

Squid Gang

Best group of people and the best section in band (The Clarinets) any imitation of this group is offensive

Person 1 You see that group of clarinets
Person 2 oh u mean Squid Gang yea

Flute SL: alright guys we see the clarinets and they're new name of the section

Flute 1: hey I got an idea lets copy them but call ourselves flute gang
Flute SL: you know that's a great idea

by Soulblade7 October 1, 2017

poking squid

Slang term for female to give manual pleasure to herself during well-lubricated state.

I came home early from work to find my wife poking squid in the kitchen.

by Nathan Phillips September 18, 2008

Squid Beak

When someone has lost their molars and other upper teeth due to poor dental hygiene and probable drug use, and only the front incisors remain - making their mouth resemble the beak of a squid.

That Peanut's already blown $2000 on that dating agency, without getting even one girl's phone number from them. Must be his poor general hygiene and his squid beak.

by vanderspoor July 3, 2011