by eydsh August 07, 2018
The government doesn't NEED to watch you. So long as you accept the propositions of the Universal Submission Ethic I know EXACTLY where you are. I know where you are on Sunday. I know you need to work hard and be friendly so I know where you are going to be Monday through Friday.
Conspiracy theorist "ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo!"
Hym "I don't even need to watch you to know where most of you are and I'M actually being watched so I don't really see how my thing isn't worse than your fucking DATA."
Hym "I don't even need to watch you to know where most of you are and I'M actually being watched so I don't really see how my thing isn't worse than your fucking DATA."
by Hym Iam August 02, 2023
A government colonoscopy is when you arrange for the ATF, the IRS, and unemployment to investigate your abusive ex, since you couldn't get him arrested for abuse, hopefully he will be arrested for tax fraud or illegally owning a firearm or abusing unemployment during COVID.
Did you ever get Killian to stop stalking you?
I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.
I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
It’s part of girl math; it’s cash, however if you buy something with “government coupons” it voids the cost of the item, making it “free”
by CLange November 23, 2023
by Arcpelenka February 09, 2024
According Ben Shapiro the role of government is to protect HIM. Protect his religion. Protect his stuff from the rabble. Protect his stuff and religion from foreigners. Ha! Governmommy!
Hym "The role of government is to protect Ben. That's it. That's his entire thing. Protect his kids from SEEING a tranny of anything that might make them question their religious presuppositions. Protect HIM from getting his stuff taken (But OBVIOUSLY not ME, HYM, But HIM instead of me (because my stuff is being taken)). Keep people who might change how the government works from EXCLUSIVELY PROTECTING HIM to something else. I mean, the shit-libs just want to replace religion use it as a tool to force people to behave how they want them to behave. Just as bad but stoll better than the religion."
by Hym Iam March 07, 2024
Executive Government is submitted by Muse Dictionary in Bored Zone I am fine with the blood of Jesus and the rest of the week and I will be there at the same time I don't have a car 🚗
by Muse Dictionary May 02, 2022