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courtesy flush

A flush you perform in the middle of taking a shit so that the bathroom doesn't smell as bad for the next person who walks in, and also so you're less likely to clog the toilet while wiping.
Look if you're gonna take a shit in this house, at least do a courtesy flush
by Overstored Milk March 8, 2024
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Premature saniliner flush

When you take the time to carefully place a sanitary toilet seat liner and the automatic flush sucks it down before you sit.
"Sorry I took so long but I had another premature saniliner flush."
by R-Loz October 19, 2016
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Flush Factory

Yeah she was giving me a flush factory
by 15aac21 January 5, 2025
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Manual flush

When you take a poop that is so big that there is a 100% chance of it clogging the toilet. One performs a manual dump by taking the log out of the toilet (preferably with rubber gloves), putting it into a plastic bag and then taking a walk of shame to the outside garbage.

This is generally due to constipation. Very common in kratom users.
*taking a shit*

*glances in bowl*

Me: “I’ll get the gloves, this is a manual flush. If you stepped on this turd you would probably break your ankle.”
by danasp_42 May 11, 2020
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royal flush

when you bust in her mouth and she swallows it
man 1: bro how was the deed
man 2: i hit a royal flush
by Sama Lamay Laykum January 26, 2021
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flush house

A poker hand containing 2 cards of one rank, and 3 cards of another rank, all of the same suit.
Josh: Alright, what did you get?

All: *reveals cards*

Rekka: Flush House. I win.

Josh: Rekka wtf?

Mary: What are you trying to pull?
by ShotgunPixie April 20, 2024
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Full body flushed

When, after a night of hard drinking, one urinates, defecates and vomits all at the same time. Usually done while on sitting on the toilet and vomiting in the sink or trash can.
Woke up this morning so hungover that I full body flushed myself.
by Richardcranium February 29, 2024
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