Log Taster

A person who enjoys eating shit. One who likes to ingest poo.

Did you see that German Sheisse video? That bitch was a log taster!

by Matt November 10, 2003

air taser

a long range taser that fires two wires that have prongs attached to them and shock its victim upon impact.

Me:Did you hear about that cop that saw a guy mugging that bitch?

Man: What happened?

Me: That bitch got air tasered.

by James Lowe December 23, 2004

Tasterz

A sauce consisting of ice cream, barbecue sauce, tomato ketchup, and ice cubes. Is usually served in a Chicken McNugget box, and is available in select McDonald's restaurants to O2 priority customers.

Person 1: What dip did you gets with your Boots Meal Deal?
Person 2: Tasterz sauce man, it's the best!
Person 1: Oh yeah, I love that shit man.

by SkinManJim April 24, 2017

Back Door Dick Taker

1) n. A male who like large penises rammed in his rectum.
2) n. Any person who prefers anal sex

Did you see Jacob the back door dick taker get fucked in the ass last night?!

by Evan Wheeler September 15, 2008

taser shots

Taking a shot of alcohol while getting tasered in any part of the body.

I was so fucked up last night at the party, I started taking taser shots.

by Shane Haught January 19, 2009

taser shot

Drinking a shot before getting tasered.

Dude, last night I had a taser shot and I'm still bruised from it.

by ChaoticHavok January 30, 2009

Tusker

In the animal kingdom, and older, mature Dominant and sexually desirable male elephant, typically a loner, sought out by young female with mating instincts for breeding .

In human terms, similarly, an older dominant mature & experienced male, typical over 60 years of age, with a high sex drive, being sexually active, actively participating in BDSM, typically having a harem of up to 10 sexually exclusive STD tested fertile & fluid bonding Submissive single females between 19 and 25 years of age.

The tusker is not committed to any one female, often divorced, essentially single, has fathered several children with different females and continues to do so, with a preference for fluid bonding sex with single females under 30 and females under 45 in the committed relationship.

The cuckold’s young wife had tested negative for STD’s, having fallen in love with her chosen tusker she had stopped taking contraception, she insisted her husband watch her enjoying unprotected sex with the tusker.

by Tiger-eye June 25, 2020