The Rules of Being Tall

1.) Everyone shorter than you is a short person
2.) If a short person is struggling to reach an elevated item you are not allowed to offer help
3.) If a short person requests your assistance in obtaining said elevated item you are legally required to oblige
4.) The weather up here is nice
5.) You are afraid of ceiling fans
6.) Ignoring rule five is punishable by death
7.) You are allowed to say "can you put your seat up" at any time

Jesse Hows the weather up there Payson?
Payson Chill 69 degrees.
Jesse The Rules of Being Tall do say the weather is nice

by TheExtraName February 10, 2021

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Brilliam A.K.A gilkiser! tall! hot! sexy! yes!

Brilliam, also known as gilkiser! tall! hot! sexy! yes! is a silly name used only by the most silliest of people

Being silly is great - Brilliam A.K.A gilkiser! tall! hot! sexy! yes!

by killingyourselfisfun!! :3 September 20, 2023

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National tall people day

A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.

I can’t wait for National tall people day!

by Chickenmann September 2, 2021

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Throw tall people month

During the month of October, you may throw any tall person, 5'6 or above, as far as you want whenever you want. Have funnn

Hey! It's throw tall people month! Let's go throw some

by SomeonenamedNiels September 30, 2022

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You must be this tall to ride (me)

Sarcastic reference to how some gals require guys' "equipment" to be a certain minimum length in order to be allowed to "climb in da saddle".

If you don't want a gal to tell you dat, "You must be this tall to ride (me)", then don't YOU tell HER dat SHE needs to have a minimum BOOB-size to satisfy YOU, either!

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

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