struggle noise

A noise you make when exerting any sort of force. If you make one, you're probably a dad.

He made struggle noises, not moans, Linda.

by Youtubetrash August 8, 2017

Strangle dump

When you strain so hard during a bowel movement that you pass out.

I blacked out hard last night from a strangle dump. I hit my head on the sink and woke up 2 hours later.

by Bakerdoodle July 5, 2018

Strangle a swan

Yo masturbate, jerk off, or choke the chicken. But in a way where it is less dirty and more about that special alone time....

Last night I saw this great video on pornhub and then proceeded to Strangle a swan

by EffectiveElm413 May 22, 2018

Struggleville

Stuck in a place of struggle with no clear path out

Looks like i let another customer slip away! Stuck Living in Struggleville at the moment!

by Juggawolf May 31, 2018

strangle willy

1. a place in the UK
2. when your penis gets choked

he gave me a good ol strangle willy

by BritishBleach August 30, 2018

strugglebacco

Tobacco of the lowest quality, usually found for extremely low prices in reservation cigarettes. It is usually only smoked by people who are having economic struggles.

I heard Jake was smoking some of them reservation cigarettes. He must be broke if he's puffing on that strugglebacco

by MiG-17pilot420 November 21, 2018

Struggle tug

Masturbation born out of necessity and desperation rather than pleasure. Typically a result of being stood up by a potential sexual partner to relieve the subsequent sadness and pent up desire left unfulfilled.

A: Hey buddy! How did it go with Becky last night? Blew her back out like a G right?

B: Nope, she ended up going radio silent an hour before we were supposed to meet. Had to struggle tug one out so I could sleep through the defeat.

by philanderousmonk666 December 10, 2018