Stone hill middle school

A shitty school full of Indian kids who think are so cool. Located in rich af town where if you wear the same shoes for a year your considered a homeless. Pretty much is New Delhi, full of tryhards tj high school wannabes. Most teachers are so fucking rude and most the girls are sluts. The basketball team is straight up ass, the female basketball is better. The lunch lines are soo long and there are a bunch of gay kids. The food is probably plastic but it does taste good tho. One kid in my class jerks off during class many times and has porn therapy. everyone in the school fucking hates him. Most of your friends will drop you to fit in with the “popular kids”. 90% of the girls are sluts that date kids from other schools thinking they are so cool and sexy. People religiously hate the bus’s because the school Is too cheap to get bus drivers so 2nd load students have to wait over half a hour after school ends just for their bus to come. The 8th grade civics teacher is a former stripper who won’t shut the fuck up about the us constitution. Everyone talks a lot of shit about each other behind their backs and kids are so sensitive and soft.

Stone hill middle school kid talking to white friend in Texas.
Rohan: Bro my parents are kicking me out of the house because I got a A-
Jack: Wtf dude, y’all Indians are so fucking nerdy

Rohan: I’m going to kill myself if I ever don’t get a A+. I MUST GET INTO THOMAS JEFFERSON HIGHSCHOOL!

by My discord(fr): ihateyou#3283 March 29, 2021

computer stoned

when you have been on the computer for like 8+ hours and your body feels like its sunken into the couch and yours eyes are heavy and blood shot as if you were really stoned.

dude last night i spent 9 hours on my computer i was so computer stoned

by Marlind September 12, 2010

stoned

The stage of smoked up between high and ripped.

'I'm a fuckin airplane, man, I can see the trees below me' is usually uttered between periods of staring at houseplants and making brnyard noises.

by Justin October 14, 2003

Stoned Raider

The Ultimate Pot Head a weed smoker who becomez legend, he/she is un effected by the Weed n goes about daily life.

Only 1 guy who we call Lucky has been able to smoke soo much weeed yet have no effect on him except for the fact his eyez remain bloodshot. There for he was given the honor of bein called the first STONED RAIDER

by Yanalak September 17, 2005

Rolling Stoned

Under the influence of marijuana and ecstasy.When you are smoking weed while thizzin it enchances the effects of the ecstasy which causes a feeling like you are floating or rolling around. So your rolling stoned. Get it?

Spider Man, "Dude Dr. Octoe just pop 3 thizzles and he smoked 2 blunts of sour diesel."

Mary Jane, "He must be rolling stoned. I love him"

Dr. Octoe, " I LOVE YOU GUYS! "

by Dr. Octaveis June 16, 2009

blood from a stone

An unlikely event requiring much effort.

Trying to get you to find a job is like trying to get blood from a stone.

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

stoned.com

1. a phrase used to describe the state of mind when one hits weed nirvana

2. the most stoned you have ever been

3. a plan that could make you millions, perhaps billions of dollars

4. sililar terms include stoned.org, stoned.gov, or stoned.edu (WHEN YOU ARE EDUCATED ABOUT THAT SHIT)

i.e. i just drove my bike into the pond wow i was stoned.com

by martin sirrrr May 15, 2007